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Discover Shrumfuzed Dark Chocolate Bars where indulgent 70% cacao meets the natural benefits of functional mushrooms. Smooth, rich, and crafted with clean ingredients, each bite offers both decadent flavor and mindful nourishment.
If you’ve been searching for “mushroom chocolate near me,” Shrumfuzed delivers the perfect balance of taste and wellness straight to your door. These bars aren’t just for snacking they’re versatile enough to be enjoyed on their own or transformed into a cozy, wellness-inspired treat.
✨ Why Choose Shrumfuzed?
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Made with premium dark chocolate & adaptogenic mushrooms
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Vegan, gluten-free, and crafted for clean living
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Perfect for daily rituals, mindful moments, or sharing with friends
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A delicious way to elevate your chocolate experience
🍫 Quick Mushroom Cocoa Recipe:
Craving comfort? Break 2 squares of Shrumfuzed Dark Chocolate into a mug. Add 1 cup of hot milk (dairy or plant-based) and stir until smooth. Sprinkle with cinnamon or sea salt for a relaxing, mushroom-powered hot cocoa.
Shrumfuzed Dark Chocolate Bars make it easy to indulge with purpose, satisfying your sweet tooth while bringing balance to your day.
🌎 Shipping Restrictions
Due to state regulations, we are unable to ship certain products to specific states.
We do not ship THCa flower or Delta-8/Delta-9 products to the following states:
Arkansas, Hawaii, Minnesota, Nevada, Oregon, Rhode Island, and Vermont.
Please check your local laws before placing an order. For any questions, contact us, we’re here to help!
🍬 Recommended Dosage (Especially for Gummies or Edibles)
If it’s your first time with THC edibles, start low and go slow.
Most beginners find that 5–10mg is a great place to start, while experienced users may prefer 15mg or more.
Everyone’s body reacts differently, so give yourself 60–90 minutes before deciding to take more.
Take your time- it’s not a race, it’s a vibe. 🌿✨
Need help choosing your dose? Reach out or visit us in-store!
📍 Local Friendly (Palm Harbor + Oldsmar)
Greenhouse Girls is proud to be locally owned and operated in Palm Harbor and Oldsmar, Florida.
If you’re nearby, swing by to shop in person and chat with our team- we love helping you find your perfect match.
Not local? No worries, we ship nationwide (except restricted states).
📦 Packaging & Discretion
All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy and peace of mind.
Flower and gummies are heat-sealed, labeled with batch info and expiration dates, and shipped in tamper-proof mailers.
🧠 Need Help? We’re Here.
Whether you’re new to cannabis or a seasoned cannaisseur, our team is happy to guide you.
Use the live chat, give us a call, or DM us on IG for personalized recommendations.
🔬 Lab Results & Testing
We believe in transparency, quality, and doing things the right way.
Every Greenhouse Girls product is lab-tested by a certified third-party lab for potency and purity.
We test for:
• Cannabinoid content (like THC, CBD, CBG, CBN)
• Heavy metals
• Pesticides
• Residual solvents
• Microbial contamination
