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Your go-to for total body calm and couch-lock comfort.
Say hello to Critical Mass, a heavy-hitting indica-dominant THCa strain that delivers deep relaxation with a classic, skunky-earthy profile. Bred from Afghani x Skunk #1, this strain gets its name from its massive buds and its ability to leave you equally glued to the couch.
With woody, earthy aromas and a sweet tingle that settles into full-body stillness, Critical Mass is perfect for evenings, lazy Sundays, or bedtime rituals. At lower doses, you may feel calm and creative. At higher doses? Pure sleepy bliss.
Strain Highlights
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🧬 Genetics: Afghani × Skunk #1
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🔥 Type: Indica
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🌈 Flavors: Earthy, Skunky, Woody
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✨ Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Tingly
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🌿 Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
Why You’ll Love It
Critical Mass is made for unwinding in the truest sense—whether you’re decompressing after a long day or catching up on rest. It’s potent, grounding, and ultra-soothing, especially in larger doses. With its nostalgic skunk aroma and body-melting effects, this strain is ideal for slow, mellow evenings.
FAQs
Q: Is Critical Mass THCa flower legal?
Yes, under the 2018 Farm Bill, THCa flower is federally legal as long as it contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Critical Mass fits the bill and is legal to buy and use in Florida.
Q: Will Critical Mass get me high?
Absolutely, once heated (smoked or vaped), the THCa converts to Delta-9 THC, producing the same psychoactive effects as traditional cannabis.
Q: When should I use Critical Mass?
This indica strain is best for evenings or days when you want to slow down. Great for stress relief, calming the body, or just winding down into a restful state.
Q: What does it smell and taste like?
Expect a rich, earthy aroma with skunky and woody undertones, a nostalgic nod to old-school cannabis strains.
🌎 Shipping Restrictions
Due to state regulations, we are unable to ship certain products to specific states.
We do not ship THCa flower or Delta-8/Delta-9 products to the following states:
Arkansas, Hawaii, Minnesota, Nevada, Oregon, Rhode Island, and Vermont.
Please check your local laws before placing an order. For any questions, contact us, we’re here to help!
🍬 Recommended Dosage (Especially for Gummies or Edibles)
If it’s your first time with THC edibles, start low and go slow.
Most beginners find that 5–10mg is a great place to start, while experienced users may prefer 15mg or more.
Everyone’s body reacts differently, so give yourself 60–90 minutes before deciding to take more.
Take your time- it’s not a race, it’s a vibe. 🌿✨
Need help choosing your dose? Reach out or visit us in-store!
📍 Local Friendly (Palm Harbor + Oldsmar)
Greenhouse Girls is proud to be locally owned and operated in Palm Harbor and Oldsmar, Florida.
If you’re nearby, swing by to shop in person and chat with our team- we love helping you find your perfect match.
Not local? No worries, we ship nationwide (except restricted states).
📦 Packaging & Discretion
All orders are shipped in discreet packaging for your privacy and peace of mind.
Flower and gummies are heat-sealed, labeled with batch info and expiration dates, and shipped in tamper-proof mailers.
🧠 Need Help? We’re Here.
Whether you’re new to cannabis or a seasoned cannaisseur, our team is happy to guide you.
Use the live chat, give us a call, or DM us on IG for personalized recommendations.
🔬 Lab Results & Testing
We believe in transparency, quality, and doing things the right way.
Every Greenhouse Girls product is lab-tested by a certified third-party lab for potency and purity.
We test for:
• Cannabinoid content (like THC, CBD, CBG, CBN)
• Heavy metals
• Pesticides
• Residual solvents
• Microbial contamination
